A few thoughts at 31 weeks:
- Just because you are in Texas and you are excited about indulging in Tex-Mex cuisine does NOT make it a good idea to do so in the third trimester of pregnancy. You think you can handle it what with those Cajun genetics and all but, trust, you can not. Heartburn for days and days and a new aversion to anything involving salsa and carne asada.
- When a very pregnant woman is walking through the hospital with her husband who is wearing a cast on his arm, people WILL stare. You will attract lots and lots of attention. They will walk up to you and make really bizarre comments including, "What are you two going to do?", "This is terrible!!", "How did all this happen?". It is perfectly acceptable at this point to look at them as though they are crazy and continue walking down the hall.
- When said pregnant woman and husband in a cast are offered free valet parking, take it! Did you know that Texas is even hotter than Louisiana? Hurry up and run into the air conditioned building, NOW!!